Someone stole my cup of coffee.
I got mugged
if you’re following me i’m just warning you that i don’t know where i’m going
this is a formal apology to everyone that has ever tried to text me
"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.
single bells, single bells, single all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride nothing because I’m single, and no one wants to love me.
You guys might need this to inspire you in some ways so yeah.
my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing
yes your honor i did kill that man but it was that jogger who found him so the rule “finders keepers” applies in this situation, please take these handcuffs off now